You Were Invited to my Tea Party to Celebrate

But this is what happened...

Here I am, sitting in my conservatory, surrounded by flourishing palms, looking out onto a quintessentially English country garden with a neatly trimmed lawn, tulips in full bloom and birds chirping their hearts out. I have a tea tray set with a teapot, a milk jug and two bone china cups and saucers, behind which I am sitting, poised to video myself so…