Life's a Bitch and Then You Die

20 brilliant things you can do with your ashes

As I get older, I think about the unthinkable more and more. 

I don’t want to be buried so that just leaves one option really, to be burnt to a cinder or cinders, to be precise.  Except this Cinders won’t be going anywhere, let alone to the ball.

There is another option that I often think about but have never got around to doing anything about, and that i…